"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
LeBron Edition:
June 17, 2011: "What's the difference between LeBron and Saturn? Saturn has rings."
June 16, 2011: "The city of Cleveland has established a National Holiday for LeBron...all the schools are being let out 12 minutes early."
June 15, 2011: "Why didn't LeBron go to college? He knew he wouldn't be able to show up for the Finals."
June 14, 2011: "If LeBron really wanted a ring he should have just stayed in Cleveland and bought one from Terrelle Pryor."June 13, 2011: "Have you heard of the limited edition LeBron cell phone? It only vibrates 'cause it has no rings."
June 12, 2011: "I asked LeBron if I could get change for a dollar...He gave me 75¢, but couldn't produce the 4th quarter."
